SupidGuy said:

2 Parathay+Mutton+1 Mug of Milk!!!!!!

basssssssssssss....

mai nay 3.5 parathay... 2 rotian... omelate, moongray & alu qeema   
ab khana khanay ki tayarion mai...

SupidGuy said:

Rehan M Din said:

SG mashwaray diye ja rahay ho... itni subah uthna hi to problem hai sari..

chal phir uthne ke baad SMS kar dein DH....

now, dont say ke DH subah nahi uthti......

chalo yeh nahi kehta keh woh subah nahi uthti...
yeh keh deta hoon k woh to dopehr tak soti rehti hain..

~dead heart~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

~dead heart~ said:

btaen btaen.....hum ny to suna ha udhr b bigarty rehty hain

nahi bigartay nahi...
bas confuse confuse baat kartay hain..

ye to sahi kaha apnay. inko khud ni pta hota k krna kia ha

~dead heart~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

~dead heart~ said:

Rehan bhai enaaa zulm aik masoom bandy ki gher mojudgi may ap asi wesi kesi kesi baten kr ry hain



mje to ye parh k



bht e zada




hnsi i ha fragi ji in circus




dnt mind fragi

aur agar fragi paa ji aa kar confirm kar dain to phir...??

phr zada khushi hogi or me circus dekhny b jaugi

Mujrim said:

jo bhi hai point hai

~dead heart~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

Right path said:

achhaaa konsa raaz yeh naya hai

hai to purana... magar kisi ko pata jo nahi...

mje to pta ha har raz

ap kisi to nahi na...

~dead heart~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

*Silent Roar* said:

fikr na karen ye ap k raz ko raz hi rehne dain gi

yeh baat to mujhay pehlay ki pata hai...

ap ko sari batain pehly sy pta kesy hoti hain

~dead heart~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

~dead heart~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

~dead heart~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

~dead heart~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

yeh rozana subah dair sai uth-tay hain so kar...
nashtay ka time nahi hota...
ghar mai hon to parents utha detay hain

to rat jaldi soya kren na. rat soty ni hain

sonay k liye neend ana zarori hai...
aur in ki nendain koi chura kar lai gya hai...

to chor ka pta lagaya jae or inki nend wapis lai jaey.

agr chorni ha phr nend us k pas e rhny dain.

yeh baat pas-e-parda rahay gi keh woh chor hai ya chorni...
warna



mujhay bari kutttt paray gi fragi paa jee sai

ehem ehem....me smjh gai

ab bataiye ga nahi kisi ko...

bas do chaar k ilawa kisi ko ni batau gi. un do char ko b kahu gi k mzid 2,4 k ilawa ksi ko na btaen

sirf loudspeaker per bol dijiye ga... 2~4 logon ko bataen gi to ziada bolna paray ga...

~dead heart~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

maray jao bongian... kon sa mera stock kam ho raha hai...

ji ap ka stok khtm o e ni skta.
ap k uper k khany may bongian bananay ki factry ha na

dnt mind pra ji

ap bhi to is matter mai khud-kafeel hain...

Mujrim said:

na koi mera nuksaan hai

~dead heart~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

~dead heart~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

~dead heart~ said:

to bhaiya ap keh lain......

mene socha shyd kehny ko kuch bcha e nai isliay ab rehan bhai sy puch ry hain k kia kahoon

nahi jee... yeh sharmelay boht hain na..
iss liye poch poch kar baat kartay hain...

JOKe OF THE YEAR...

to ye name bdl k sharmila rkh lain na.heheheh

ap ko nahi pata...??

in ko mohallay mai sab sharmeela hi kehtay hain...

bas papers mai name change karwana aik boht bara masla hai...

mohaly ki wo larkiyan sharmela kehti hongi jinko ye baji bolty hain

ziada ho gya... thora meetha kam kar dain...

~dead heart~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

*Silent Roar* said:

ap inki baton ko sach samjh rhy hain

to kya ap ki baton ko sach samjhain...

han na bachy man k sachy hty hain

yeh to bachon k liye kaha gya hai..
ap ka zikar is mai kahan hai?

~dead heart~ said:

~Fragi~ said:

rehan is rite

tusi rong ko q rite bol ry o. rite n rong da pta ni ha tuanu

to kya left ko rite bolain???

~dead heart~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

*Silent Roar* said:

ji tusi always rat ho

nahi jee mai insaan hi theek hoon...

to apko galat insan kisny bola

onhon nay hamain insan sai rat bana dia tha

Fairl_Girl said:

main kan jo aghay kia hua hai
jaldi jaldi se






baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa




jaldi se jhumka pehna do